If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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