Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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