just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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