He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
do herpes really smell.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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