Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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