Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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