Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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