before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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