I bet he comes in French.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I want a musical about memes.
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