No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
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