you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize