Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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