she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Randomize
