I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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