apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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