I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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