his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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