all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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