How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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