Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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