Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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