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what if I'm pregnant?
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no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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