Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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