Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
