New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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