oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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