Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
false alarm. still invincible.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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