In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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