if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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