so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
did you just send me my own nude
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
