when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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