it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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