I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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