I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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