All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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