ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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