Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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