What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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