do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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