The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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