new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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