We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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