why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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