btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Houston, we have a blender
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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