Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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