So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
