I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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