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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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