Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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