don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
