Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I love having hate sex.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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