He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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