But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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