She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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