I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
