I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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